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Movies I Watched in 2025

All of these reviews are crossposted on my letterboxd.

1. Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008, US)

This was a perfectly fine era of comedies, but it did not start the revolution we thought it would.

A Segel penis on every corner, we would say, Dracula muppets on every tv channel, between episodes of the Campbell Soup's Segal Penis Hour of course, we would all get to date Mila Kunis. Alas. Not in Musk's America.

Nice to get a glimpse into a lost world filled with Jason Segel's penis.

3.5/5 - Letterboxd

Movies I Watched in 2024

All of these reviews are crossposted on my letterboxd.

1. The Night House (2020, US)

The perfect movie for anyone who's ever wanted to be terrified by Rubin's Vase.

Fantastically executed visuals, tense throughout and the lead actress is so, so good.

I would've changed nothing. (That's a joke)

4/5 - Letterboxd

2. Beyond the Infinite Two Minutes (2020, JP)

I'm giving this an extra star for the technical achievement element of it all.

Apparently this was a one shot, didn't even notice, and from the behind-the-scenes montage at the end I noticed this movie was shot on a phone too. All that and keeping track of timey wimey logistics. Plus it managed to do show and tell at the same time with its establishing exposition.

Movies I Watched in 2023

In 2023 I watched a measly 12 movies. That's not a lot, but one benefit of that is that it means I can quite easily write up a quick review for each of them from memory.

All of these reviews are crossposted on my letterboxd.

1. All My Friends Hate Me

This is Social Anxiety: the Horror Movie.

Is it actually a horror movie? Yes, but no. Is it a comedy? Yes, but no. Is it a character drama? Yes, but no.

Worth checking out. I didn't not like it.

3/5 - Letterboxd