2026-06-22
1085 words
Media And Art
All of these reviews are crossposted on my letterboxd. The rest of the reviews will follow at the end of the year.
Feature-length Films
1. The Worst Person in the World (2021, NO)
Bloody Millenials
3.5/5 -
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2. Companion (2025, US)
This review may contain spoilers.
What a fool I am, I just assumed the automatic corkscrew was meant to parallel the companion bots.
But, no, it was Checkov's corkscrew. Of cource it was Chekov's corkscrew! Get it together, Kurt.
4/5 -
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2026-01-04
1744 words
Media And Art
All of these reviews are crossposted on my letterboxd.
1. Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008, US)
This was a perfectly fine era of comedies, but it did not start the revolution we thought it would.
A Segel penis on every corner, we would say, Dracula muppets on every tv channel, between episodes of the Campbell Soup's Segal Penis Hour of course, we would all get to date Mila Kunis. Alas. Not in Musk's America.
Nice to get a glimpse into a lost world filled with Jason Segel's penis.
3.5/5 -
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2025-01-01
1683 words
Media And Art
All of these reviews are crossposted on my letterboxd.
1. The Night House (2020, US)
The perfect movie for anyone who's ever wanted to be terrified by Rubin's Vase.
Fantastically executed visuals, tense throughout and the lead actress is so, so good.
I would've changed nothing. (That's a joke)
4/5 -
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2. Beyond the Infinite Two Minutes (2020, JP)
I'm giving this an extra star for the technical achievement element of it all.
Apparently this was a one shot, didn't even notice, and from the behind-the-scenes montage at the end I noticed this movie was shot on a phone too. All that and keeping track of timey wimey logistics. Plus it managed to do show and tell at the same time with its establishing exposition.
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